halloween blues
me peeing
me: shit son
me: sHIT
me: that water is barely yellow
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: i am hydrated as HELL

skyjukebox:

when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing

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Male Rapper: *releases song about drugs and money and murder and theft and having side-bitches and disrespecting women*
Everybody: cool
Nicki Minaj: *releases song about butts*
Everybody: WOW WHAT A WHORE OH MY GOD NICKI MINAJ IS AWFUL WHAT A BAD EXAMPLE HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE DECLINE OF MANKIND WHAT HAS MUSIC COME TO OH LORD THIS IS TEACHING YOUNG GIRLS TO BE SLUTS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD GOOD MUSIC NOW THIS IS JUST A DISASTER EDEN HAS FALLEN AND SOON THE DEVIL WILL CLAIM OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE WOMEN THE ABILITY TO FREELY EXPRESS SEXUALITY IN THE MEDIA

thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

whitegirlsaintshit:

laurieyeah:

Laverne Cox is everything.

yes, girl, act out!!!!!

hidenagachika:

holy shiit holyyy shiittt