white people: don’t blame us for our ancestors! i’m not responsible for those white people or what they did just because we’re the same color!
same white people: look at all these inventions you poc wouldn’t have without white people! i didn’t invent any of it but i’ma take responsibility for these ancestors just based on being the same skin color!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again
smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels onu can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables
n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
like seriously if we were ever friendly in high school I’m bad at reaching out to people but just know that I still think you’re all so great and I probably creep all your social media sites from time to time and get happy that you’re doing well like yeah
|—||Things I’ll teach my children (via ramengirl48)|
Had my coffee had my bagel I’m ready to fuck
I got so lucky with friends in high school like they’re still my friends and even the ones I don’t see as much I still love and I’m just glad I never had friends that were only my friends only because they were there you know??
I’M GONNA BE OKAY I’VE GOT PEOPLE WHO LOVE ME EVEN WHEN I DON’T REALLY DESERVE IT I’VE GOT THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO AND PEOPLE TO LOVE AND DOGS TO PET AND RAIN TO LISTEN TO AND I’M GONNA BE OKAY WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY
"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" carry around the longest book i’ve ever read in order to establish my position as the alpha scholar